I've noticed something

It seems to me that when 2 or more people are trying to post to a site at the same time, it slows down. I noticed it because I was trying to upload a post while Flick was uploading his post. Its just a theory at this point.

Eekerz Sighting

He is here, I have seen him... he is being aloof though. Can you find the Eekerz!??!

Ok, can we be serious?

This morning Teri Schaivo died.

She has been through hell,
as has her family.

Let's please promise each other
that we will always respect each
other's dignity and keep matters
of life and death in the family and
work them out in private.

Let's agree never to surrender our
privacy to the media and the
hypocritical fanatics who have
only their own agenda to advance
– who could really care less
about our freedom to make critical
decisions without their "help."

Now Announcing!!!!

We have added another blogger to our Ranks!! I bring you JUSTIN SPECK!!!

Can we get the parade going on this time? DAMNIT!!!! Why can't I ever get a parade when I want one! DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!! oh well, Welcome Justin, to the madness that is our minds.

Possible solution

I think I may have come up with an idea to stop double posts. Regardless as to whether or not the browser says it has posted, it probably has, check the blog itself before clicking the send button again, I clicked it like 5 times trying to post something one time and sure enough, it posted an equal amount of times. Patience is a virtue.

Now there is a Crack

Ass Per requested

Just to let you know; the chicken is catholic

Kamala and I had WAY too much fun with the chicken to let it go. I thought I would just touch briefly on his abilities and how amazing as they are.

Lets start with “fly”. We told the chicken to fly, and Kamala remarked that that is not what he had done previously when she told him to fly. Leading us to believe that maybe there was a small chance that the chicken was in fact live… But alas, after telling the chicken to fly 3 times we reached a loop. So in conclusion we decided that there are indeed some acts the chicken is programmed to do more than one different way. Making the Burger King Chicken one step closer (or farther away) to the coolest thing ever.

OK, so lets go through SOME of the things we made the chicken do.
River dance: of course
Electric Slide: indeed
Raise the roof: yes

The Chicken knows Yoga and the Chicken knows Kung Fu. He does cartwheels like a pro, but has a hard time getting it up to do the old hand stand (not to say he did his best for us). He loves to have a smoke, or smoke a cigarette, or maybe even some pot. But don’t ask him to drink a beer. Alcohol is apparently for the devil. Which brings me to my next point, the chicken will not hesitate when asked to pray, he crosses himself and everything. Oh yes and a good laugh can always be had asking that chicken to “Shake that Ass”

Then lets get to the better ones… we asked the chicken to “Kiss me” he grabbed a pillow and made out with it like it was his true love.

Cart wheel: It took him a minute to get up the courage but, you guessed it, he went on a spinnin.

I asked him to get me a book of the book shelf… which he did. But oddly enough was the same thing that he did when we typed the word “vagina”. (Still not sure what that’s suppose to mean)However when we said the word “penis” he was happy to share. At least I think so. Apparently Chickens have less than much to brag about.

“Turn on the TV” – not only did he turn on the TV, but he sat down to lave a laugh about it. We asked him if he would turn out the lights, and he did. Hey did you know that chicken knows Opera!!!

And finally the one that brought us to our knees… "Make a sandwich". I don’t think that I can tell you what he did. You might have to see it for yourself.
Anyway,
Thanks Flick, for the laugh

Incase you dont know what I am talking about:
http://subservientchicken.com/

The Blogs a Flyin'

Happy report,
Its working good...
Man is soo much better.

My First Acts

Just wrtiting to announce my first few acts as Co-Blog God
I have changed the links on the side of the page so they actually do something worth clicking on.
One of those being the link to the post page so you won't have to navigate through a whole bunch of crap to make a new post.
I have also cleaned up a little bit, meaning I have taken out some of the double posts, including my own of which I had 5 or 6 because I'm impatient.
I also would like to announce that Justin Speck has been invited and with luck we will be seeing posts from him soon.
Yay

News from the Blog Gods

We're currently in the process of rolling back a bad kernel upgrade that has significantly impacted the service. Restored app servers are coming back online and all should be repaired by the end of today.

I have ascended

I am writing to inform you all that I have joined the elitest of elite. I am among the blog gods. The Blog Goddess felt that only one higher being was somewhat inconvienent. Therefor I have been selected. I am able to make any changes to the blog that are deemed necessary.

Montage-o-DeSkeevensy

Of corse you know if i had more time this would be much better

Just noticing

So I have realized, it has been one week, since our blog has started archiving. We are a week old! YAAAY!!

But something I am far less jubilant about is the fact that Nathan has yet to be seen. Now that it has started archiving, all proof that he has posted at all has been lost to the world. Therefor, I have assembled the 5 of you here today to address this issue. I propse that we all strike, bombarding him with questions as to why he has been so "distant". Giving him all sorts of reasons to want to drift back to the crowd. Guilt trips, making him believe we are having a party. Anything is fair game, whatever you feel will get him to join us must be done people. I trust you will all have the best tatics for the situation. Now go team. GO AND RETRIEVE NATHAN FLEMING!!!!

Dad is Cheating

He has been emailing me all day so i thought i would share:


DAD:
Thanks, Bon from Zye Ville.
Love,
Dad
(Did you like the pigmeat?)


SPIN:
I am forced, by moral reasons, to deny all accusations of pig meat consumption, but I'm sure that if I had in fact tried pig meat, which I did not, that yes. I'm sure it would have been quite good.


DAD:
I understand completely...so:
Did you like the "corned beef" we had for Easter?
as in:
Did you like it with a dab?
of some mustard, or a slab?
Did you like it with an egg?
With a fig or chicken leg?
Did you like it Bon Ton Soup?
Did it make you take a poop?


SPIN:
Corned beef I had for dinner
Was not the same
Some may say that I am a sinner
Or maybe that I'm lame.

But when compared to beef or chicken
Your corned beef was finger lickin'

I would have to admit
The mustard was fine
And the HAM I ate
Was Devine!

Flicky foot

D and I both decided that it looked cosmic... so here you are
.

Technical Difficulties

I don't know what is going on... I hope to get through these times of turbulence. I will wait some time before I contact the "POWERS THAT BE" aka Blog Gods.
the big Owl said that he isn't able to blog, and I cant get into the control panel to fix anything. I think that maybe they are doing some administrative changes in the blog heavens?

Cosmetic Change

You may have noticed a change in the blog. I did this to fix the problem that dad was having. Let me know what you think

Information

I just find it humorous that the spell checker in the posting section does not recognize the word BLOG . it wants to replace the word BLOG with bloc, i dont even know what that is.

Blog withdrawals

I must admit that when I leave the world of the WWW, I get ichy and uncomfortable with out my Blog. I told myself last night that I would not Blog that evening, alas I lasted till 8:45 and I had to do it. I tromps up to my moms and posted. I love this Blog.

For Kamala, K or Nubian Goddess

or whatever the hell else you're going by at this point in time. I would like to suggest that you make an account, that way you wouldn't be listed as anonomous every time and also you wouldn't need a name to sign off with, it would be included in your account.

Just something to think about.

One Last Blog Before I go home

I just wanted to express how much fun this is. I love that the Skleeve and Kamala are all over it. I sent the link along with an invite to Speckulate... hopefully he excepts. I love all of you and if i dont see you have a happy easter.

Better?

Fresh (and amazing) information

Ok, remember that thing about whether the "Who knew"
expression was a question or a statement?

Here is an excerpt from an article in Vogue Magazine
April 2005 Issue, picture of Drew Barrymore in the cover
page 307. This is a direct quote... I promise I'm not making this up.

It says,

"Who knew that quarter size polka-dots are
the best punctuation for a pint-size body..."

(and, wait for it... yes, there is a punctuation mark
at the end....and it is... a....)

Aw heck, go get the magazine and look for yourselves!

Where is the Skleeve?

I heard he was going to come in here.
Has he come incognito?

How to get back here.

Ok, Spinfly showed me a quick way to get back
to this place where you create new posts.

Thanks spin. It works just fine.

Go down to the bottom of the blog, click on your name
then click on home and you're there. Cool.

like this pops?

How do you know?

One of the things about blogging is that
you can't tell if you're ignoring somebody
or not . How do know if somebody has
said something new to an old post without
going all the way back through the whole blog?

Also, how much of the whole blog stays up?
10 days? 2 days?

Finally, the type on my blogsite at home looks
terrible. Just one long skinny column running doen the page
about no wider than Spinflys little toe. The pictures look fine
though. And finally, there is no spell checker on here.
...and I'm too lazy to write it in my email before posting it.

Other than that, how's things? What's everybody doing
for Easter? What does everybody think of Easter.

The truth is in the toe jam

So here you have it. The toe in question may be a little more than half (but not much) but in my defense I compared it to the next smallest toe. So if you compare it to a larger toe, its more like 1/3rd of a toe...

In comparison to Dylan's toes the littlest one is much closer in size to the next smallest toe.


oh ya, and I'm sorry i didnt get a pedicure before I took the pictures.

Hey Flick

Whats with the
"hackle" at the end of the bernie song?

I'm still here

I just got yelled at because I haven't posted anything in the last 45 minutes. . . . . . I think that the reason is that I can't really come up with the entertaining subjects that I have seen here, quite amusing indeed. I must say, Jake, I would love to record that song, as soon as I can get my good microphone up and running again.
I'll try to be a little more attentive to my duties of posting something within every 7 minute period. Terribly sorry for the delay.
Military lookin D

i like him

hmmm.... the problem i have with the blog
is that when i want to post something... i have to go through the whole set up, and like this time, when i finaly get up here i forget what i was going to say. oh well, i think it had something to do with nate, and wondering where he is. dont know. maybe i will remember later and then forget again when i get here to post.

To B7b5#9 and others interested

Before I told you I had just played some chords
and asked you to guess the song. I think I told you the
chords in the wrong order.

They were Fmin7b5
then B7b9
then Emaj7
then you asked for the next one
and it is C7#5.

...but you guessed the song anyway which is really pretty spooky to me.
so, next question, what are the lyrics that go over these changes?

The first one to guess should send me a hot dog, maing.

a great topic of conversation

We need to get the others a Bloggin

Hey I'm disappointed that Nate and Dad have been absent!!!
lets get them on here.
Spin

here is what D did today

Hey Look
Dylan doesnt have any hair

Here is an ad that i did for termes just now

Hey what do you think?

Day Two of Blogging

I'm glad you are all into the blogging!
Im excited. for the sake of understanding how this all works... here is a funny picture of dylan
.

So, is this how you start a topic?

It looks like you can start your own thing any time right?

Just trying

I think I may have figured it out!!!

I helped make us a blog

and now we are going to try and figure out how to make it a little more professional
Chop

I made us a Blog

Hey there,
I made this blog
I dont know much about blogs, but i think we will figure it out rather fast!
Hee Hee
Spin