Just to let you know; the chicken is catholic
Kamala and I had WAY too much fun with the chicken to let it go. I thought I would just touch briefly on his abilities and how amazing as they are.
Lets start with “fly”. We told the chicken to fly, and Kamala remarked that that is not what he had done previously when she told him to fly. Leading us to believe that maybe there was a small chance that the chicken was in fact live… But alas, after telling the chicken to fly 3 times we reached a loop. So in conclusion we decided that there are indeed some acts the chicken is programmed to do more than one different way. Making the Burger King Chicken one step closer (or farther away) to the coolest thing ever.
OK, so lets go through SOME of the things we made the chicken do.
River dance: of course
Electric Slide: indeed
Raise the roof: yes
The Chicken knows Yoga and the Chicken knows Kung Fu. He does cartwheels like a pro, but has a hard time getting it up to do the old hand stand (not to say he did his best for us). He loves to have a smoke, or smoke a cigarette, or maybe even some pot. But don’t ask him to drink a beer. Alcohol is apparently for the devil. Which brings me to my next point, the chicken will not hesitate when asked to pray, he crosses himself and everything. Oh yes and a good laugh can always be had asking that chicken to “Shake that Ass”
Then lets get to the better ones… we asked the chicken to “Kiss me” he grabbed a pillow and made out with it like it was his true love.
Cart wheel: It took him a minute to get up the courage but, you guessed it, he went on a spinnin.
I asked him to get me a book of the book shelf… which he did. But oddly enough was the same thing that he did when we typed the word “vagina”. (Still not sure what that’s suppose to mean)However when we said the word “penis” he was happy to share. At least I think so. Apparently Chickens have less than much to brag about.
“Turn on the TV” – not only did he turn on the TV, but he sat down to lave a laugh about it. We asked him if he would turn out the lights, and he did. Hey did you know that chicken knows Opera!!!
And finally the one that brought us to our knees… "Make a sandwich". I don’t think that I can tell you what he did. You might have to see it for yourself.
Anyway,
Thanks Flick, for the laugh
Incase you dont know what I am talking about:
http://subservientchicken.com/
Lets start with “fly”. We told the chicken to fly, and Kamala remarked that that is not what he had done previously when she told him to fly. Leading us to believe that maybe there was a small chance that the chicken was in fact live… But alas, after telling the chicken to fly 3 times we reached a loop. So in conclusion we decided that there are indeed some acts the chicken is programmed to do more than one different way. Making the Burger King Chicken one step closer (or farther away) to the coolest thing ever.
OK, so lets go through SOME of the things we made the chicken do.
River dance: of course
Electric Slide: indeed
Raise the roof: yes
The Chicken knows Yoga and the Chicken knows Kung Fu. He does cartwheels like a pro, but has a hard time getting it up to do the old hand stand (not to say he did his best for us). He loves to have a smoke, or smoke a cigarette, or maybe even some pot. But don’t ask him to drink a beer. Alcohol is apparently for the devil. Which brings me to my next point, the chicken will not hesitate when asked to pray, he crosses himself and everything. Oh yes and a good laugh can always be had asking that chicken to “Shake that Ass”
Then lets get to the better ones… we asked the chicken to “Kiss me” he grabbed a pillow and made out with it like it was his true love.
Cart wheel: It took him a minute to get up the courage but, you guessed it, he went on a spinnin.
I asked him to get me a book of the book shelf… which he did. But oddly enough was the same thing that he did when we typed the word “vagina”. (Still not sure what that’s suppose to mean)However when we said the word “penis” he was happy to share. At least I think so. Apparently Chickens have less than much to brag about.
“Turn on the TV” – not only did he turn on the TV, but he sat down to lave a laugh about it. We asked him if he would turn out the lights, and he did. Hey did you know that chicken knows Opera!!!
And finally the one that brought us to our knees… "Make a sandwich". I don’t think that I can tell you what he did. You might have to see it for yourself.
Anyway,
Thanks Flick, for the laugh
Incase you dont know what I am talking about:
http://subservientchicken.com/
posted by Spinfly at 10:05 PM
6 Comments:
OMG:
he prayed to Alah, and acted like a monkey too
OHHHH! tell him to fight
And thank you Fly for shining a light
(...in general, and on my teerible selpling)
BTW, I knew about the chicken at least a year ago
and sent the link to Nate. I made him do a few
things and gave up. You guys have gone over
the top. Now I see why it's a big deal. Before,
I thought it was lame.
Long live the spave.
Now that kamala has shared her hilarious
butt crack story, I wonder if Al Fresco is
going to weigh in on the Bozeman Christmas
Butt Crack Incident. There were many of us there
but I think it was the Nadge who "brought it
all into focus" (so to speak). So, I wonder if he
still has the evidence, and if he would consider
telling the story. I remember seeing Justin Speck
doubled over with laughter during this event.
I could tell it, butt...butt...butt..
I would laugh myself sick trying to type it out.
Butt...the teerible story belongs in this spave,
don't you think folks?
I don't know of what you speak. So i think it is only fare to share!
Here's what i did with the chicken:
I typed in "show me your butt."
And he turned around to the left
and stuck outhis tail feathers very obediently.
Then, I typed in "show me your butt crack."
He backed up a few steps and put his wings
on hiships in a gesture of disgust.
Then he walked all the way up to the camera
and looked into it with a real pissed off
look. Then, still close up, he moved his head
to the other side and looked real close
with one eye right into the lens.
I take it the chicken is not up
for showing his crack.
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