Dad is Cheating
He has been emailing me all day so i thought i would share:
DAD:
Thanks, Bon from Zye Ville.
Love,
Dad
(Did you like the pigmeat?)
SPIN:
I am forced, by moral reasons, to deny all accusations of pig meat consumption, but I'm sure that if I had in fact tried pig meat, which I did not, that yes. I'm sure it would have been quite good.
DAD:
I understand completely...so:
Did you like the "corned beef" we had for Easter?
as in:
Did you like it with a dab?
of some mustard, or a slab?
Did you like it with an egg?
With a fig or chicken leg?
Did you like it Bon Ton Soup?
Did it make you take a poop?
SPIN:
Corned beef I had for dinner
Was not the same
Some may say that I am a sinner
Or maybe that I'm lame.
But when compared to beef or chicken
Your corned beef was finger lickin'
I would have to admit
The mustard was fine
And the HAM I ate
Was Devine!
DAD:
Thanks, Bon from Zye Ville.
Love,
Dad
(Did you like the pigmeat?)
SPIN:
I am forced, by moral reasons, to deny all accusations of pig meat consumption, but I'm sure that if I had in fact tried pig meat, which I did not, that yes. I'm sure it would have been quite good.
DAD:
I understand completely...so:
Did you like the "corned beef" we had for Easter?
as in:
Did you like it with a dab?
of some mustard, or a slab?
Did you like it with an egg?
With a fig or chicken leg?
Did you like it Bon Ton Soup?
Did it make you take a poop?
SPIN:
Corned beef I had for dinner
Was not the same
Some may say that I am a sinner
Or maybe that I'm lame.
But when compared to beef or chicken
Your corned beef was finger lickin'
I would have to admit
The mustard was fine
And the HAM I ate
Was Devine!
posted by Spinfly at 3:04 PM
3 Comments:
Hey Bon,
Are you going to put my offline
posts up on the Blog all the time?
...or just the ones about pigmeat?
i liked this one dad!
thats why i did it!
But no, we can have private conversations too!
Sounds like a plan BZ.
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