Challenge Part III
BATTLE ROBOT...BATTLE! RAHHHHHHHHH!!
posted by Sarah at 8:45 AM
Welcome to our living room. You'll find it takes a certain "bonkers" way of thinking about things to hang out here. No one will ever ask you to leave, but you might feel uncomfortable being here if "our tribe don't dig your vibe." The emphasis is on creativity, spontaneity, and improvisation. Most of us know each other here. Many of us are related. We use aliases just for the hell of it.
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Sidenote: I love that I run on alcohol.
Your scores kept changing, once you were 10, then 14 and lastly 7. I don't trust this one.
Chop, you're just bitter because my Battle Robot beats your Battle Robot.
General Tso Chicken deafeats Skoggle!
"General Tso Chicken" is:
Robot that walks on Four Spindly Legs, is fitted with Metal Pincers, a Bulldozer Blade and a Single-Shot Rocket, has Googly Stick-On Eyes, and runs on a Single Watch Battery.
Force: 12
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 7
Crushing Attack!
Donkey Punch defeats skoggle!
"Donkey Punch" is a Large Robot that is Powered by Cold Fusion, is fitted with a Giant Axe, is covered with Camouflage Netting, and has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base
Force: 10
Handling: 2
Weaponry: 2
Crushing Attack!
Skleever Beaver deafeats Skoggle!
"Skleever Beaver" is a Robot that walks on Two Spindly Legs, plays Ice-Cream-Van Music, is fitted with Metal Pincers, has Exposed Wiring, and runs on Solar Power.
Force: 8
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 2
Crushing Attack!
Bonzai is a Large Robot that seeks Kittens, is Powered by Angry Bees, is fitted with a Giant Axe, makes Buzzing Noises, and has Four Metal Wheels and a 'Ramming Speed' setting.
vs
Skoggle Force: 10
Handling: 3
Weaponry: 1
Skoggle is a Large Robot that fires Shuriken, is fitted with Armour Plating, has Hundreds of Tiny Wheels and a Plastic Dome for a head, and runs on Alcohol.
When attacking:-
Force: 11
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 2
Crushing Attack!
battle robots are dumb!
I agree. I think I liked the monkeys the best.
I. think. you. are. dumb.
Whatever, Skleeve.
Make. no. mistake. we. are. not. this. mighty. Skleeve. that. you. speak. of. do. not. offend. battle. robot. army. certain. painful. death. will. ensue. have. a. nice. day.
"mighty skleeve"?
Really?
Gave yourself away...
Eekerz is a Tiny Robot that is fitted with a Cattle Prod, has Wooden Panelling, an Onboard iPod and Dodgy Steering, crawls on Twenty Tiny Legs, and runs on Petrol.
And I won!!!!
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