CHALLENGE...Part II
Due to the sucess of yesterday's Battle Monkey fights...
GIANT BATTLE MONSTER FIGHTS!!!!
posted by Sarah at 7:55 AM
Welcome to our living room. You'll find it takes a certain "bonkers" way of thinking about things to hang out here. No one will ever ask you to leave, but you might feel uncomfortable being here if "our tribe don't dig your vibe." The emphasis is on creativity, spontaneity, and improvisation. Most of us know each other here. Many of us are related. We use aliases just for the hell of it.
posted by Sarah at 7:55 AM
15 Comments:
Eekerz is a giant ant that fires rockets, glows in the dark, has giant tusks and disolves in water. I kicked Moth's ass when battling with intelligence. My score is much higher in only that category.
That battle software lies.
I'm just saying.
i dont like this one... none of my nick names even come close.
grubmle grumble grumble
Spinfly is a Giant Blob that Glows in the Dark, and is Sensitive to Noise.
(stifles laughter)
Spin...that's not that bad.
David Hasselhoff is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, and is Radioactive.
"Argyle Brain" is a Giant Blob that shoots Electricity from its Eyes, controls the Weather, is Blind and Radioactive, can turn Invisible, and lives in the tunnels of the London Underground.
Strength: 10
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 3
Cold Attack!
Electricity Attack!
Water Attack!
Radiation Attack!
"Twisted Nipple" is a Giant Dragon that breathes Fire, has Dozens of Tentacles, a Terrible Roar and Prehensile Eyes, and swats Aeroplanes like Flies.
Strength: 12
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 11
Fire Attack!
Noise Attack!
"Condoleezza Rice" is a Tiny Robot that eats Rocks and Metal, has a Massively Swollen Skull, and is Poisonous.
Strength: 1
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 13
"Dick Cheney" is a Giant Ape that is Susceptible to Electrical Damage.
Strength: 9
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 3
"Osama bin Laden" is a Giant Blob that Fears Nothing, has Four Sets of Teeth, and dislikes Modern Architecture.
Strength: 11
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 1
Paris Hilton is a Giant Squid that has X-Ray Vision and a Long, Prehensile Tongue.
Paul Giamotti is a Giant Dragon that has a Computer for a Brain and Prehensile Eyes, and carries a Samurai Sword and a Ray Gun.
Strength: 7
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 12
Radiation Attack!
elton john is a Giant Bee that emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, fires Rockets, and is Easily Confused and Wreathed with Flames.
Strength: 3
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 8
Fire Attack!
Lucifer is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that eats Nuclear Waste, has a Terrible Roar, and is Very Slow and in League with Dark Forces.
Love is a Planet-Sized Ape that leaves a Trail of Goo, fires Rockets, fears the Military, and Tunnels Underground.
Strength: 30
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 6
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