Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
posted by Spinfly at 9:39 AM
8 Comments:
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If'n yee go here Yee can find out yee pirate name.
My pirate name be "Harpoon Harry The Horrible"
Me name be "Dirty Mike Whitfurrows." I'll be changin' it so you be knowing I'm a beauty and not a mate. Arg! I be "Dirty Mary Whitfurrows."
FOXCOIT!
Shiver me timbers!
Me and me mate just came back
from a marriage of two wimmin.
Not a mainmast among 'em.
Hoist the mains'l lassies.
Yar, they both had some foine
large asses.
An, tha's the skuttle butt from ol' Owlie.
Ha harrr!
Avast me hearties,
Me pirate name be Devil Dan. Yarr, a fitting pirate name it be!!
Arr, me hearty! I like that vaary much! Devil Dan be a mighty fine Pirate name indeed!
Me thinks that I, Dirty Mary Whitfurrows, would pass out the ales and whiskies to you other scurvy dogs while we be at sea and on land.
What be the name of our ferocious pirate ship? YARG!
Captain Dread's me monike maties.
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