Friday, April 01, 2005

Bloggers Unite!

Well it was inevitable that i would sucumb to the temptation that is the almighty blog once i had become privy to its immeasurable power. There was no way to avoid using the word blog in the title of my very first post. Yes by now i'm sure we all know that this is a blog and we are the bloggers or bloggetts. I may be the first to coin the feminine term but i'm not the first to be in awe of the unfathomable capabilities of a network that is still only a twinkle in papa bloggers eye. News and grassroots organization have already found a comfortable home in blogdom. Small community blogs such as the one i've made my humble appearance upon are the begginings of an age of free information provided directly by the grey matter of millions of deep thinkers. My vision takes the aspects of some of our greatest information sharing technology and conbines it with web crawling software capabable of making corellations between terms and phrases to allow an individual to release a world wide request for information which should be instantly answered by all previous postings pertaining to the thought and recieved by all users advertising interest or expertice in the area. Soon after its realease some topics would shoot to the top of this global information hierachy and become the pinnacle of human thought. Topics such as free energy sources, the meaning of life, conspiracies, britany spears, existence of aliens would instantly become so over discussed that a solution would have be reached. Concepts deemed too radical for our little childrens ears would raise a rebellion of information haters with no way of warping the conclusions of this global consensus so they would begin our worlds first electric book burning crusade which would undoubtedly result in the destruction of our infrastructure and dive us into an apocalypse of information followed by a supreme unity of those who retained the secrets of knowledge and the eventual demise of the ignorant. Unless of course this ultimate power ultimately corrupted the minds of the info gods and they began playing games with the unfortunate and thier innocent offspring without ever offering the choice of enlightenment. Thus repeating our pattern of history and hilighting our human flaws once again or somthing like that.
Blog on bloggles your blogdom awaits!!

15 Comments:

Blogger Spinfly said...

You'll fit right in here.... you might just want to tell the others who you are, or you could leave it a mistery, drop hints, and see who guesses it first.

Fri Apr 01, 12:55:00 PM MST  
Blogger Bill Fleming said...

Whoever it is needs to take
a breath once in a while..

I hear they got a new thing called
a paragraph return.

Puff, puff, puff.

Good writing though.

Who is that masked person?

When we need butts kicked,
I think we just found our bouncer.

Fri Apr 01, 01:12:00 PM MST  
Blogger Spinfly said...

I know who it is. but perhaps they want to remain masked. and im sure all will be revieled to you in time. but if you want to cheet. i think you can click on there name in the members list.

Fri Apr 01, 01:20:00 PM MST  
Blogger Chop said...

I will give a hearty Gashrey to anyone who can guess it.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!

Fri Apr 01, 02:02:00 PM MST  
Blogger Bill Fleming said...

Al–Jazeera (uh, I mean Fresno...er Freshman...whatever...)

Addictive blog, huh?
I know the feeling.

Let's play 20 questions:

Here are 5:

Is trewthinalliam m or f?
Is trewthinalliam a baby boomer?
Is trewthinalliam from Rapid City?
Was trewthinalliam born in South Dakota?
Does trewthinalliam mean "Truth In All I Am"?

Fri Apr 01, 02:34:00 PM MST  
Blogger Chop said...

If one were to answer such questions, the guessing game would be over far too quickly. Being one of 3 people with such knowlege, I want to have fun with this and see how long it takes (without hints) for it to be figured out. So from me, there shall be no hints, from the other two on the "inside", good luck.

Fri Apr 01, 02:38:00 PM MST  
Blogger Bill Fleming said...

Thanks Chop.

(I guess).

I will have to resort
to more devious means...

Bribe, anyone?

Hey Trewthinalliam, do you know about
the dangers of this teerible spave?

Fri Apr 01, 02:42:00 PM MST  
Blogger Spinfly said...

i notice that as well. I cant say its on purpose. but i can drop a few hints since our mister writer apears to be being aloof. i can say (m) to the gernder question and that he is not related, techincaly

Fri Apr 01, 03:06:00 PM MST  
Blogger Bill Fleming said...

Yeah, I noticed that too.
The nerve!
But it's not your dad.
I talked to him and he said no.
(I know your dad, you know Al_Capp,...er
Al_PaCheeto, uh...Al_Pudknocker..
I mean Al-FrenchToast...whatever).

Fri Apr 01, 03:06:00 PM MST  
Blogger Bill Fleming said...

Thanks Spin
I think I might know.

This person knows
your father, yes?

Fri Apr 01, 03:28:00 PM MST  
Blogger Spinfly said...

he does know you dad, infact he knows all of us

Fri Apr 01, 03:46:00 PM MST  
Blogger Bill Fleming said...

...and he is older than me?

Fri Apr 01, 03:56:00 PM MST  
Blogger Spinfly said...

he is not older than you in years

Fri Apr 01, 04:04:00 PM MST  
Blogger Bill Fleming said...

Skleeve, watch out now.

Everyone on this blog is older than me in maturity,
but that's because I'm moving backwards in time.

Soon you'll be changing (or not changing)
my diapers. The Teerible Plave of the Hloy Giarl.

Fri Apr 01, 05:21:00 PM MST  
Blogger Bill Fleming said...

Kamela, I only have candy.

Oh...and cehsee from spave.

My deen supply is kaput.

Ich habe keine geld.

No dinero señorita.

Povrecito.

Fri Apr 01, 05:27:00 PM MST  

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