Maybe a nice Steak Oscar...
Today's holiday is "Men Cook the Dinner" Day.
I'm just saying.
Wow...today really would be a good day to have a man.
I'm just saying.
Wow...today really would be a good day to have a man.
posted by Sarah at 2:15 PM
10 Comments:
Men are over rated!
Word.
I'm not saying I'd want him for companionship...mostly to cook me food, clean and do my laundry.
you dont need a man, you need a helper monkey!
they are amarzg <-- that was my secret word
But what if I end up with this monkey?
then you can deep fat fry him and have hime be the latest food at the Minasota State Fair
I'm stayin' outa this. This is a beotchification.
No room for cantankerous male owls.
Shut your mouth and grill me a steak, Skleeve.
That's right. I've chosen Skleeve as my next helper monkey.
I'll settle for cakewalkin', wish-I-was-African, porch monkey.
BAD MONKEY! NO NANNERS FOR YOU!
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