I am the Queen of France
posted by Spinfly at 2:53 PM
Welcome to our living room. You'll find it takes a certain "bonkers" way of thinking about things to hang out here. No one will ever ask you to leave, but you might feel uncomfortable being here if "our tribe don't dig your vibe." The emphasis is on creativity, spontaneity, and improvisation. Most of us know each other here. Many of us are related. We use aliases just for the hell of it.
26 Comments:
Um...who is that?
It's this hot chick that was at my christmas party. She left her bowls at my house for a loooong time.
Um...why did you post a picture of her where her head is at such an angle...it appears that she has no neck.
(single tear)
But I like the Queen reference.
Skleeve, I won't woodshed you for that, but I bet Skog will.
BTW Skog, your are devastatingly beautiful in that picture, just as I am in mine, don't you think?
(Thanks Spin and Skleeve for the crystal light of day.)
Skog, don't worry about it. Every time I've ever talked to a tailor (which has been very seldom) they always tell me "I can't fit you, you have no neck and no ass."
I guess we just have to play the cards we're dealt. I think you look good as a queen.
I on the other hand am not a queen.
And, being an artist, I have sometimes had to apologize for it (not that there's anything wrong with that).
I don't know Skleeve, but he's definitely woodshedded for the Rosie O'Donnell comment.
Ugg...
I think the woodshedding will be for multiple days...because I'm still stewing over the comment.
I abhor Rosie O'Donnell.
Sidenote: I've used the word "abhor" three times already this morning.
You are forgiven...this time.
I feel like I should add an evil laugh right here, but that doesn't feel right.
Any suggestions? I need something.
Spin,
Can you airbrush out the awkward neck angle?
And put more jewels on my crown.
Done and Done
Nice job.
Now, can you add the dancing banana? I'd like him to be dancing in the window of a castle tower.
Spin, can you put Bernie coming out of Skogg's nose like a big booger?
Who the?
What the?
Fantastic!
Skogg, meet Bernie.
Aaats' right Owlie baby. So, who's dis little piece a Matzo meal ovah hee? I'd like ta ring her bell in a deposition someday.
Hey, any yoose guys know what's a Jewish Princess favorite whine? ..."Bernie, whennah we goin' ta Miami?"
Chiksas, I tell ya. Can't live widd 'em, can't sue 'em.
Ok, I'm outta hee.
I'm so glad that my shoot advisor air brushed my picture...without such talent, I highly doubt 20 helens would have agreed on anything.
I'm not going to lie...I really want 30 Helens to agree on my photograph.
Here's my daily post in the hopes that I will achieve 30 helens agreeing with my photo.
Yes, I could post all of them at once...but that would be pathetic.
However...eventually...thirty helens will agree with my photograph.
Ok.
I guess.
Skog should get...
Her 30 Dorothys...
...or whomever...
that other beeotch's
..name was.
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