George W. Jesus is a Genie??
For some reason I think ya'll would like this joke. I have no idea who it's about:
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
Hardy har har har...
I posted another joke on the blog for all of 10 seconds, then chose to replace it with this joke. That's any FYI for anybody who read the first joke and then couldn't find it again...
Sarah
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
Hardy har har har...
I posted another joke on the blog for all of 10 seconds, then chose to replace it with this joke. That's any FYI for anybody who read the first joke and then couldn't find it again...
Sarah
16 Comments:
I love those! BTW the people who introduced me to you (who shall remain nameless) made a pretty big deal out of the fact that you are an Attorney. Also you should know that whenever I take one of those Personality Profile tests, they always tell me that I should be a judge or a lawyer. Finally (and this will probably be the most insulting to you) some of my best friends and clients are lawyers. So there you go.
Hey Skogmeister, What do you call it when you have 10 lawyers burried up to their necks in sand? (wink).
wait for it...
Not enough sand.
Ok, now I see that you took the lawyer thing down, Bozz Skoggs. Now I just look like an idot over here.
As usual.
My master plan worked...
(insert evil laugh here)
I'll post them again...
Nice trick, you clever young Bee-ouch!
"How to sting an Owl." Not bad Skog.
Now I owe ya.
Bring it, bird man.
What a cool one.
B U S H
U N C O M P O M I S I N G
L
L
Y
BUSH
UNCOMPROMISING
LOUDMOUTH
LUDDITE
COWBOY
Hey, my post above didn't preserve my spacing.
But I bet you can figure it out. The word "Cowboy" sits far to the left of the words above it to line up the "Y" in BULLY. Can anyone else get it to do that?
BULLY
UNCOMPROMISING
LOUDMOUTH
LUDDITE
COWBOY
Did mine work?
Oh well...maybe that's what you get for hogging the last three turns, Owl ;)
Hog? 3? Me? I count 2. But then I didn't go to law school like you did, so what do I know?
Hey Sk"hoggie", why don't sharks eat lawyers?
(...or did I already tell you that one?
I've got CRS disease you know.)
You take advantage of the last two, and you lose your original turn.
Boom. Three.
Keep up the lawyer jokes, and I'll be eating Owl Stew tonight.
Mmmmm, sounds fun to me.
In fact, why don't you bite me right now?
(places Tootsie Pop laced with arsenic in front of the Owl)
(hides behind the bushes and waits)
(Cocks head once...again...craps...flys away.)
Well played, arch nemesis. Well played...
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