Can anyone help me?

Here is the dilemma. I have to go up to the Playzow tomorrow night to take pictures. It has happened a couple of times that I need to use my tripod and I am forced to get out my dinky, highly inadequate tripod to take some low light shots. After discussing my tripod woes with the "Head Asio Boss God Honcho", we decided to buy a newer much fancier tripod. (Yippy) here's the teerible dilemma. The new pod won’t be in till the 2nd, which of course is this Saturday; I have to be up to the Playzow tomorrow night...

Anyone got a tripod I could barrow?