Mexicus!!!
So last year (2005), I had a Cinco de Mayo party. It was on May 7th...meaning the date was 5-7-5.
That's a haiku. I think I told you all about this last year. I may have posted a few mexicus (those are mexican haikus). Anyway...I found the posters with the mexicus on them, so I thought I'd post some Mexicus. My apologies if you've read these before... (SIDENOTE: If these are not written in 5-7-5 form...blame the author, not the blogger)
MEXICUs ABOUT DRINKING
Drinking is some fun
Have to make a damn haiku
now give me some booze
-Chop
Do the 2 drink dance
with margaritas and beer
take your shoes off now
-Spin and Chop
The faster I drink
large amounts of alcohol
the better you look
-Jace
And my favorite...
Pop the bottle cap
watch it fizz right to the top
sippy tickle nose
-Eekerz
MEXICUs ABOUT THE PARTY
Jaunty angled hats
Dylan and Sarah are cool
Kiss our asses, Lore.
-Skoggle and Chop
The small sombreros
They make us feel like Giants
That's why they are small
-Unknown
Everyone danced much
I don't know why they did it
but it was saaa-weet
-Unknown
Mexicus are sweet.
That's a haiku. I think I told you all about this last year. I may have posted a few mexicus (those are mexican haikus). Anyway...I found the posters with the mexicus on them, so I thought I'd post some Mexicus. My apologies if you've read these before... (SIDENOTE: If these are not written in 5-7-5 form...blame the author, not the blogger)
MEXICUs ABOUT DRINKING
Drinking is some fun
Have to make a damn haiku
now give me some booze
-Chop
Do the 2 drink dance
with margaritas and beer
take your shoes off now
-Spin and Chop
The faster I drink
large amounts of alcohol
the better you look
-Jace
And my favorite...
Pop the bottle cap
watch it fizz right to the top
sippy tickle nose
-Eekerz
MEXICUs ABOUT THE PARTY
Jaunty angled hats
Dylan and Sarah are cool
Kiss our asses, Lore.
-Skoggle and Chop
The small sombreros
They make us feel like Giants
That's why they are small
-Unknown
Everyone danced much
I don't know why they did it
but it was saaa-weet
-Unknown
Mexicus are sweet.
posted by Sarah at 2:05 PM
7 Comments:
Those made me happy!
That was a fun party
Lets do that again
Since I live too far away for parties, allow me to contribute a mexicu.
"Tequila has a worm,
It is salty and crunchy,
What's a Donkey Show?"
(giggle)
Well you see GI, when a woman and a donkey love eachother very much...
tiddv
It's when the Democrats
gang up on Ann Coulter.
...Owl, you need to go sit.
...and all of the rest of you too.
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