In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
posted by Spinfly at 5:50 PM
Welcome to our living room. You'll find it takes a certain "bonkers" way of thinking about things to hang out here. No one will ever ask you to leave, but you might feel uncomfortable being here if "our tribe don't dig your vibe." The emphasis is on creativity, spontaneity, and improvisation. Most of us know each other here. Many of us are related. We use aliases just for the hell of it.
posted by Spinfly at 5:50 PM
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Chuck Norris wears Boiled Owl Filmore pajamas.
Chuck Norris wears Boiled Owl Filmore pajamas only because his dopey wife gave them to him for his birthday (and he loves his little wife verry much).
In reality, Chuck Norris wipes his ass with boiled owls.
In his dreams. In reality, he tried once, that's why he's missing his left one.
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