Drumroll please...
Today is National "Blame Somebody Else" Day.
So, to celebrate, I am blaming the Gentle Giant.
Now I just need to figure out "how come for" (Sidenote: That's my favorite horrible Minnesota child expression).
So, to celebrate, I am blaming the Gentle Giant.
Now I just need to figure out "how come for" (Sidenote: That's my favorite horrible Minnesota child expression).
posted by Sarah at 8:30 AM
7 Comments:
I saw a great sign in an office once.
It said,
"Mistakes have been made,
...others will be blamed."
Can we all blame the Giant?
Can it be his fault your presant hasnt arived yet Skog?
Can it be his fault that the new Office 2003 upgrade is not compatble with my computer?
Can it be his fault that, no matter how hard I try, I can't seem to get my socks to match? (ok, I don't try that hard.)
Can it be the giants fault that my secret word is "inhumi"?
Yes.
Yes, but it's your fault for not using spellcheck on that question.
No. Blame Bill Gates and/or Canada.
Yes.
Yes.
I CANT USE SPELL CHECK CAUSE OFFICE 2003 ATE MY SPELL CHECK!!!!
DAMN YOU GIANT!!!!
On Mt. Blogmore, I have already blamed Don Frankenfeld for everything that is wrong in the world, and he has already admitted that my theory is correct. So in my mind, Giant's off the hook. It's Frankenfeld's fault." BTW, I told him that all he would have to do is to re-register as a Democrat (the party where he belongs) and the universe would come back into balance. He said that would be too great a price to pay, even for all his transgressions. So get on him folks, he holds the key to a better life for us all. (And he knows it.)
Obviously, he's been brainwashed by the Giant.
"Guiles" might be more like it, Lief. Love the concept.
New spin on "The devil made me do it!"
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