It was the best sammich ever
I dont know where it came from.
But let me tell you, that sammich i just ate was the best sammich ever.
posted by Spinfly at 3:18 PM
Monday, April 18, 2005
I dont know where it came from.
But let me tell you, that sammich i just ate was the best sammich ever.
12 Comments:
There's that sandwich thing again.
Jake says, "why is it always a sandwich?'
(or, now, sammich!)
Anyway, let's write a sandwich joke.
I'll start:
Guy goes into a bar and orders a sandwich.
Bartender says,"this is a bar, not a sammich joint."
(next line anyone, anyone?)
Guy says i'll give you 100 bucks for a sammich.
Bartender says___
Bartender says, "Cut me some slack."
Guy says,"A slack sammich?"
Bartender says, "Gimmie a break."
Guy says.........
A break sammich?
bartender rolls his eyes and sternly says
"look buddy we dont have sandwiches here!"
but i tell you what i can do for you...
(I hope Filck the Fly jumps in pretty soon, he's the one who thinks sandwiches are funny).
But ok, I'll advance it one more line.
bartender continues: Ya say you got a hunnert
bucks, right? An ya say yull gimmie it fer a sammich, right? Well I got a sammich right here
in dis lunchbox here...little lady packed it fer me.
How Skleeve?
Skleeve, remember, he who dealt it, smelt it.
You don't have a hair on your ass, do you.
Actually, Al Luand told the joke to me.
And no, don't ask him!
I can't type such a filthy answer in a blog post to my beautiful daughter, my fingers just refuse to do it.
Skleeve. It's woodshed time with Uncle Billy. ;– [
Its ok... seemed harmless. we should get back to the original joke though... or did it get to hard? Where is Flicky? we need Flicky!
Spin,
I don't think it was too hard, and I'm not pissed at Skleeve one tiny bit. I just wanted to jerk his chain in hopes that he would jerk mine back!
I thought we might want to leave some space for others to participate in the crafting of the joke. I have about 20 possible endings, of which one is inspired by Skleeve's joke about the dog. Can you or Skleeve guess how it goes?
Bon, did you take the picture of that sammich?
That is the exact sammich i ate. I took the pic and i ate the sammich.
The Skleeve delivers!
Now, out to da woodshed boy.
Come on ovah, Skleevus.
I'm gonna toss this mid-plane up
da creck o' yo aaaa.
You walk out, but you limpin' back.
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