Movie Idea from Skleeve and Owl
Somebody should make this into a little 1 minute movie.
A fake commercial for the Heinlick Maneuver.
A fake commercial for the Heinlick Maneuver.
posted by Bill Fleming at 9:14 AM
Welcome to our living room. You'll find it takes a certain "bonkers" way of thinking about things to hang out here. No one will ever ask you to leave, but you might feel uncomfortable being here if "our tribe don't dig your vibe." The emphasis is on creativity, spontaneity, and improvisation. Most of us know each other here. Many of us are related. We use aliases just for the hell of it.
posted by Bill Fleming at 9:14 AM
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Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or
so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head "no".
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!"
Heahs ya hot dog maing.
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