Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Why is English so hard to learn?

We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
This was a good time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

I read it once and will read it again
I learned much from this learned treatise.
I was content to note the content of the message.
The Blessed Virgin blessed her. Blessed her richly.
It’s a bit wicked to over-trim a short wicked candle.
I incline toward bypassing the incline.

5 Comments:

Blogger Bill Fleming said...

Not to mention "sanction" and the other contranyms.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contranym

Excerpt:

An auto-antonym or contronym, sometimes spelled contranym (occasionally called antagonym, Janus word or self-antonym), is a word with a homonym which is also an antonym. It is a word (of multiple meanings) that is defined as the reverse of one of its other meanings. For example, the word "fast" can mean "moving quickly" as in "running fast", or it can mean "not moving" as in "stuck fast". To buckle can mean "to fasten" or "to bend then break". To weather can mean "to endure" or "to erode." This phenomenon is also called "enantionymy" or "antilogy".

Tue Oct 03, 01:09:00 PM MDT  
Blogger EThunk said...

..then of course, there's the whole dundant, redundant issue.

Tue Oct 03, 02:00:00 PM MDT  
Blogger Bill Fleming said...

As in depARTment?

Tue Oct 03, 03:17:00 PM MDT  
Blogger Bill Fleming said...

I'd like to see Jon give Rummy a major wedgie.

Thu Oct 05, 04:11:00 PM MDT  
Blogger Sarah said...

Wait...Polish people make furniture?

Mon Oct 09, 06:40:00 PM MDT  

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