Pat Chouli's revenge.
WARNING: THIS IS A CHEAP (sociofoo) SHOT!
(because I owe Skogg one)
Hey Skoggle, do you ever wear perfume?
Expensive or cheap?
Do you know what "Ambergris" is?
Sure you do... it's" whale puke", right?
"So what," you say?
Well, hey, here's the real poop:
Ambergris is used as a fixitive for the finest of
women's perfumes. (Chanel 9, etc.)
And further, ambergris is the product of whales eating squid.
You see, whales can't digest the beaks and the tendons of squid,
so they store that stuff up, and puke it out later.
Funky.
Then, (can you dig it?) a lot of high rent chix wear it
to make themselves "smell good".
Mmmmmmm. Who could resist?
It's one of the best, true cosmic jokes I ever heard!
And hey, no kidding, it's ok with me.
I know you high end women can "do what ever you want."
I say, rock on, babes!
(...tsk...girls...)
(because I owe Skogg one)
Hey Skoggle, do you ever wear perfume?
Expensive or cheap?
Do you know what "Ambergris" is?
Sure you do... it's" whale puke", right?
"So what," you say?
Well, hey, here's the real poop:
Ambergris is used as a fixitive for the finest of
women's perfumes. (Chanel 9, etc.)
And further, ambergris is the product of whales eating squid.
You see, whales can't digest the beaks and the tendons of squid,
so they store that stuff up, and puke it out later.
Funky.
Then, (can you dig it?) a lot of high rent chix wear it
to make themselves "smell good".
Mmmmmmm. Who could resist?
It's one of the best, true cosmic jokes I ever heard!
And hey, no kidding, it's ok with me.
I know you high end women can "do what ever you want."
I say, rock on, babes!
(...tsk...girls...)
posted by Bill Fleming at 8:28 PM
8 Comments:
(makes note to self to give Skleeve a wide berth in the bar next time she sees him on a date)
Owl/Pat - Ambergris, like musk, is now almost completely replaced by synthetic compounds. Plus, it gives off a sweet smell, and you know me...I'm not so sweet.
So it's settled then. You don't call me "Pat Chouli", and I don't call you "Amber Gris" (or "Chanel", or "Number 9" or "Pukie"), since neither of us wears either fragrance in question, yes?
I can do what I want.
Yeah Skogg, I know.
...like throw up in your mouth.
It's "throw up a little" in my mouth. "Throw up in my mouth" just sounds crass.
Whatever you say, Pukie.
Whatever, Pat.
Sure glad we got THAT handled.
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