Top Ten Signs that the Supreme Court Needs a Vacation
Brought to you by David Letterman...
10. Most of their rulings are taken word-for-word from that day's Judge Judy.
9. The Court's last opinion was written on back of a Club Med brochure.
8. Justices frequently announce, "My verdict is tails...I mean, guilty."
7. Overwhelmingly repealed the "one person per robe" rule.
6. Rehnquist has been "pounding the gavel" four, maybe five times a day. (I wanted to switch this to Clarence Thomas, but that would be changing Letterman's list)
5. Most days Court consists of three justices and six Magic 8 Balls.
4. Just held tribal council and voted out Justice Anthony Kennedy.
3. Last couple of cases each day are decided by the cleaning crew.
2. Only thing they're arguing lately is margaritas versus daiquiris.
1. Oath witnesses must take: "Do you swear blah blah blah?"
No comment from me on whether this would make the Court run more smoothly than it has lately...
S
10. Most of their rulings are taken word-for-word from that day's Judge Judy.
9. The Court's last opinion was written on back of a Club Med brochure.
8. Justices frequently announce, "My verdict is tails...I mean, guilty."
7. Overwhelmingly repealed the "one person per robe" rule.
6. Rehnquist has been "pounding the gavel" four, maybe five times a day. (I wanted to switch this to Clarence Thomas, but that would be changing Letterman's list)
5. Most days Court consists of three justices and six Magic 8 Balls.
4. Just held tribal council and voted out Justice Anthony Kennedy.
3. Last couple of cases each day are decided by the cleaning crew.
2. Only thing they're arguing lately is margaritas versus daiquiris.
1. Oath witnesses must take: "Do you swear blah blah blah?"
No comment from me on whether this would make the Court run more smoothly than it has lately...
S
posted by Sarah at 8:15 AM
5 Comments:
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It's official...I enjoyed my Owl-free long weekend.
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