Owl offers truce to Skoggle
By all means, don't go over there! ...but I went to Skog's Blog
and left her a peace offering while she was gone. (It was
way too nice of me, and about as smoochy as an Owl can
stand to make himself.)
Question is, will she honor my peace offering?...or continue
to shoot arrows at me? Time will tell, children, time will tell.
Remember, don't go over to her Blog. It's way too smoochy.
and left her a peace offering while she was gone. (It was
way too nice of me, and about as smoochy as an Owl can
stand to make himself.)
Question is, will she honor my peace offering?...or continue
to shoot arrows at me? Time will tell, children, time will tell.
Remember, don't go over to her Blog. It's way too smoochy.
posted by Bill Fleming at 8:07 AM
12 Comments:
I cleaned up that crap you left on my doorstep before I realized it was a gift.
So...thanks?
Some of you may think my response was mean...but it was actually meant to bring Owl joy.
I read earlier on that his two joys are picking fights with me and some guy on Mt. Blogmore.
If I accepted the peace offering, and got along with Owl...Owl would be miserable.
So this makes him happy...which is what a peace offering acceptance is supposed to do.
Right, Owl?
Um...er..well... I hope you at least ate the honey.
And those eagle feathers are a little hard to come by...
Don't worry... I'll go dig them out of the trash and give them to someone more deserving.
(Good, the war's back on. Just as I hoped.
Heh, heh, heh.)
Treachery reveald. On her blog, Skog thanks me and acts all smoochy. Spinfly, I saw you over there. You should be careful with that. You might get smoochy too.
(leaves a box of conversation hearts and a stuffed bear on Owl's doorstep)
(mows "I heart Smoochiness" into Owl's yard)
(runs away)
Where are the chocolate covered orange rinds?
I gave them to Spinfly.
Okay you two, I think you both had better plan to attend Clinton's conference.
...and if you do attend, I think I should tag along as chaperone The concept is mighty exciting.
Weird...I'm already planning on going to that.
Clinton called me personally and asked me if I was interested in an internship during the conference.
I wonder what I'll be doing...
Be sure to wear your blue dress Skog.
And take some cigars, babe.
Thanks for the invite Ethunk, but if you go there with Skog, you'll have your hands full the way it is. I've heard that the only kinda chix that like Clinton better than Dems are Repubs.
Yesiirrreeee, my main man. Bill Clinton.
He feels your pain.
What about a snazzy black beret? Can I wear a snazzy black beret?
"Baby take off your dress...
yes, yes, yes, ...but leave yo hat on."
From "Leave Your Hat On"
by Randy Newman
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