Sunday, November 12, 2006

Look what I found...

Click here

Sorry I don't know how to make the link hot.

It's all about sending a message to the nutjobs who have been making our lives
miserable for the last few years.

In essence it says, "How about a nice six-pack of shut the fu*k up?"

1 Comments:

Blogger EThunk said...

Here's Owl's Four Eyes Link. The cutable, paste-able-ness of the address wanted to hide behind Max on my screen.

...don't know if y'all have seen this one...

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "W." Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming is referred toisodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity as "Critical Morass". When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

Sun Nov 12, 06:30:00 PM MST  

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