Just joking!
So, I recently got ahold of one recording of the annual Joke Show that they do on Prarie Home Companion, thus, Spin and Thunk have been subjected to teerrible jokes for the last week or so.
"What does this have to do with any of you?" you might be asking. Well, one of the more amusing parts of the recording has been the Sven and Ole jokes. I want to hear the ones that people know. No cheating, I don't want jokes from a website you found, just ones you remember (Owl, I know you've got a few).
I'll get it started... Ahem
Ole and Lina had their 25th wedding anniversary party and everyone had a wonderful time. After the party had ended and everyone had left, Ole and Lina were sitting next to one another and, all of a sudden, Lina turns and punches Ole in the arm and says "That's for twenty five years of bad sex." Ole thinks about this for a minute, and turns to Lina and punches her back and says "That's for knowing the difference."
All right, lets hear what you've got.
"What does this have to do with any of you?" you might be asking. Well, one of the more amusing parts of the recording has been the Sven and Ole jokes. I want to hear the ones that people know. No cheating, I don't want jokes from a website you found, just ones you remember (Owl, I know you've got a few).
I'll get it started... Ahem
Ole and Lina had their 25th wedding anniversary party and everyone had a wonderful time. After the party had ended and everyone had left, Ole and Lina were sitting next to one another and, all of a sudden, Lina turns and punches Ole in the arm and says "That's for twenty five years of bad sex." Ole thinks about this for a minute, and turns to Lina and punches her back and says "That's for knowing the difference."
All right, lets hear what you've got.
posted by Chop at 1:40 PM
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Ole and Lena got married. On car ride to Minneapolis (of course their honeymoon destination), Ole put his hand on Lena's knee.
Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go a little farther now if ya want to, don't cha know..."
So Ole drove to Duluth.
Olga says, "Leena do yoo an' Ole haff mutual climax?"
Leena says, "Nope, vee yust got Stade Farm."
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