I'm only doing this cause Skog dared me!!!!
Find the first letter in your first name......
A-Beautiful
B-Ugly
C-Pretty
D-Jewish
E-Gorgeous
F-Hot
G-Boyish
H-Preppy
I-Girly
J-Gothic
K-Punky
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Nerdy
O-Retarded
P-Gay
Q-Crusty
R-Sexy
S-Lesbian
T-Emo
U-Christian
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated
Now the second letter in your last name......
A-Slut
B-Bitch
C-Boy
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Girl
H-Jew
I-Geek
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Whore
N-Crackwhore
O-Beauty Queen
P-Punk
Q-Queen
R-Alcoholic
S-Princess
T-Fucker
U-Asshole
V-Jackass
W-Babe
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now...What's Your Fav. Color......
Red- Who Likes It In The Butt
Blue- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Orange- Whos Good With My Hands
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who Masterbates At Work
Pink- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Purple- Who Will Rock Your World
Black- Who Likes Bondage
White- Who Will Do Anything For Sex
NOW FILL IT IN BEGINNING WITH "I AM A ..."
for the record, Skog is a "Lesbian Sex Machine who will do anything for crack"
A-Beautiful
B-Ugly
C-Pretty
D-Jewish
E-Gorgeous
F-Hot
G-Boyish
H-Preppy
I-Girly
J-Gothic
K-Punky
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Nerdy
O-Retarded
P-Gay
Q-Crusty
R-Sexy
S-Lesbian
T-Emo
U-Christian
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated
Now the second letter in your last name......
A-Slut
B-Bitch
C-Boy
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Girl
H-Jew
I-Geek
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Whore
N-Crackwhore
O-Beauty Queen
P-Punk
Q-Queen
R-Alcoholic
S-Princess
T-Fucker
U-Asshole
V-Jackass
W-Babe
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now...What's Your Fav. Color......
Red- Who Likes It In The Butt
Blue- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Orange- Whos Good With My Hands
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who Masterbates At Work
Pink- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Purple- Who Will Rock Your World
Black- Who Likes Bondage
White- Who Will Do Anything For Sex
NOW FILL IT IN BEGINNING WITH "I AM A ..."
for the record, Skog is a "Lesbian Sex Machine who will do anything for crack"
posted by Spinfly at 5:16 PM
12 Comments:
That's true, Spin. I am a Lesbian Sex Machine Who Will Do Anything for Crack.
And I didn't dare her. She was all "I'm going to pretend you dared me so the other bloggers don't think I'm pervy."
I'm all "WTF, mate?"
Chop - if the second letter of your last name had been H, you would have been a Jewish Jew.
I'm just saying.
Well it's clear from this that anyone with the last name of "Fleming" is finished before they start.
Skog says:
"I dare you to post the sex name thing that D originally posted on myspace.
And yes…I’m daring you to post it on the blog."
Spin says"
"whatevs! did you read what mine was!!! you do it!
ok. I will!"
Spinny's would be the same as mine, providing that her Fave color is blue.
Oh...okay Spin. I dared you.
Moo ha ha ha ha
And what does "Emo" mean?
I am a Gay Beauty Queen who masterbates at work...
Emo => http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Emo
Okay, so I'm a Gothic Princess who's good with his hands! Boy, I'll say...Oh, hi..good morning, sunshine...what?
Eekerz...you're a Gothic Punk who is good with his hands.
And that's very fitting...except for the Gothic part.
What? What'd I say?
What is your beauty queen title, Giant?
Hmm...I see the real you more as a Slutty Geek who looks at porn 24/7...but I could be reading you wrong.
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